Next Generation Entertainment: Soaps Presented by the Spick and Span Soap Social Club Airing tonight at 8 PM Eastern  

Voiceover Anthony: Once or twice a season the doors of the Spick and Span Soap Social Club open for a secret rendezvous. Not always the same players but always the same club and always the same table. Anthony and the team have skillfully infiltrated this world of martinis and munchies, wiring every corner and placing hidden microphones to capture the gossip that soap legends spill when they think no one is listening. Tonight, the table is set.  

Sheila: Well, well, if it is not Salem’s favorite lawyer. Tell me Belle, how is life in blackout city? Should I be worried someone is stealing your spotlight or are you too busy nursing Marlena back from yet another brush with death?  

Belle: At least we know how to keep the lights on Sheila. Marlena is stronger than you will ever be. You might want to focus on your own mess because rumor has it you are about to clash with Li again. Luna and Hope are circling your every move.  

Danny: Oh please ladies. While you are busy playing doctor and diva, Andre and I are off to Vegas. Who knows what surprises will pop up between blackjack tables and champagne towers. Nicole is spilling tea about Ted’s cheating, Vanessa cannot stop sweating under Doug’s pressure, and Kat is whispering about Tomas like he is forbidden fruit. My life is a headline.  

Phyllis: Cute Danny, really cute. But over in Genoa City Billy is making threats, Victor is pretending to play nice with Jack, and Audra is teasing Kyle like she invented the word taunt. If you think your little Las Vegas getaway is scandalous, try surviving a Newman family dinner without losing your mind.  

Sheila: Phyllis darling, you always sound two martinis in. Still, I admire your stamina.  

Phyllis: And I admire your ability to keep surviving bullet wounds, falls, and prison sentences. Impressive.  

Dr. Obrecht: Enough of this squabbling. In Port Charles we are mourning the passing of my dear colleague Dr. Monica Quartermaine. The town is united in grief and fans are applauding Jane Elliott as Tracy and Steve Burton as Jason for their touching tributes. Multiple nods to our storied history, so many tears. And yet, not one but two children are shocking us back from the grave. Mark my words, my mind is about to be blown when my other child pops out the coffin and back into the café.  

Belle: Only in Port Charles.  

Danny: Wait, children popping out of coffins. That is a Vegas headliner.  

Sheila: Sounds like you could use my services. I have made a career out of never staying dead.  

Dr. Obrecht: You may laugh, but it is the Quartermaine way. And rumor has it, we may even be graced by the legendary Erika Slezak. Victoria Lord Buchanan herself. If she comes to Port Charles the walls of General Hospital will tremble.  

Phyllis: Oh, I would kill for a Victoria Lord moment. Imagine her altars dealing with Victor Newman.  

Sheila: Ha, even Sheila Carter might take a seat for that showdown.  

Stage Direction: At the bar Ashley the friendly bar back keeps the martinis flowing while Candice is eavesdropping from behind a potted plant. Across the room Carolyn and David play act as an August December couple whispering like conspirators. Meanwhile Anthony is in a van outside manning the controls for every hidden microphone, making sure not a single juicy word is missed.  

Voiceover Anthony: And so the night winds down but the stories rage on. The unstoppable tears for General Hospital, the memories and highlights that will live forever. I cannot wait to see what goes down in Vegas, what chaos erupts during the blackout, and hell, any moment that Sheila and Phyllis are on my screen is magic. But Lord have mercy, can we finally have that cameo crossover we have all been waiting for. When are Loren and Sheila finally going to confront each other, and when is Phyllis finally going to slap the curly right back into Sheila’s face for once upon a time and impersonating and stealing her life.  

Join us tonight for Next Generation Entertainment Soaps on 2020 The Beacon at 8 PM Eastern and available tomorrow wherever you catch your podcast.  

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